guess who’s back, back again
whats up guys
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how u gonna try to illegally pass a bill after the designated time when there’s hundreds of ppl watching u do it in person and over 140k ppl watching u do it online this is like dora the explorer when u watch swiper do his shit and pretends that nobody fukken saw it i’m sick of this mickey mouse bullshit
(via pancakedetectiveprince)
Power Trip: Drown
Killing everyone.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: planetjunior, via nosdrinker)
“what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“drunk”
i just wanna smoke weed with bill clinton
so guys the ku klux klan left a handout taped to my front door, as well as all of the houses in my neighborhood. they left the same handout at one of my friends’ houses in a neighborhood nearby, as well as all of her neighbors’ houses.
it made me physically sick. they left contact information so i called their number a few times and listened to their awful automated message and left quite a few messages on their answering machine.
basically, my point is, i can’t fucking wait to move out of the south.
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
(via acidsauce)
i am mentally deteriorating at a rapid pace
(via cassiejcass)
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
(Source: estpolis, via cassiejcass)
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
(Source: freshfleshofficial, via cassiejcass)